The importance of not being seen
Deshawn Stevenson got himself in the spotlight with his “Lebron is overrated” comments, and in the process prompted Barkley to call the Wizards “the dumbest team in the history of civilization”. Now that he got the spotlight firmly locked on his bearded mug, he gets to annoy everyone with his “I can’t feel my face” gesture, that in fact created a little stir, cause it’s so dumb people have a hard time understanding what it means.
So here it is from the horse’s mouse:
“I named it, but Tony Yayo does it. [I named it like this] Because you do it over your face. And I can’t feel it because I’m on fire.”
Oh, right. NOW it makes sense (insert giant eyes-rolling emoticon here). Despite his explanation, there are people who claim he stole it from WWE’s John Cena who had a similar move called “You can’t see me”. Since I never saw that move, I suppose it really works. Or it could be because I am not following WWE. In any case, a move like that which is called “You can’t see me” made this image pop into my brain (and now on your screen):
Not quite the brightest animal, apparently. But Deshawn’s claim that he did not borrow the move from an ostrich seems to be supported by Tony Yayo himself, who explains he invented this move while:
I had nothing better to do. I was in the house, and was playing around
Which, interestingly, is the same thing I say about masturbation: I invented it while I was in the house, with nothing to do, just playing around.
In the end, as a tribute to Cena’s “You can’t see me” move, I give you a classic clip about the value of not being seen:
